Thursday, October 11, 2018

My Favorite Campus Restaurants



Having ran out of ideas, I've decided to make my next blog on the one topic everyone's interested in: food. Here's a list of my favorite campus restaurants.
This list is obviously super subjective, and I've only eaten once at a few of the places. I've also not eaten at every restaurant on campus, so your favorite restaurant might not be on here.


8. Wendy’s
I’ve only eaten a meal at Wendy’s once, and I wasn’t too impressed. I got a soggy mayo chicken sandwich for around $5 when I could get the equivalent or better at McDonalds for half the price. Anyways, I didn’t put Wendy’s on here for the sandwiches. Wendy’s is here because of the fifty-cent frosty deal, a true blessing. While the fifty-cent frosty is the “small” size, it’s comparable to a medium or perhaps even a large size at Dairy Queen, where the same amount of soft serve ice cream would cost you four or five dollars. While the deal is over now, it was great while it lasted- I remember one week where I got one every day.
7. Potbelly
If I was asked to describe Potbelly in two words, it would be “upgraded subway”. I’d rate the sandwiches to be slightly better than subways, and the place in general is more pleasant to sit down and eat at. Plus, if I remember correctly, the shop has some unique sodas.
However, one piece of advice: there’s a mystery orange pepper that has some next level spice. Don’t add it to your sandwich.
6. Subway
While Potbelly's sandwiches taste better, Subway has a key advantage: price. There’s usually some type of sale going on (a few years back, I vaguely remember the meatball sandwich being around two bucks, which is a steal). Currently, they have some six-inch sandwiches for $3. Paying double the price at Potbelly isn’t worth the small upgrade.
5. Ozu Ramen
Ramen has a reputation as being cheap and low quality but tasty. So, when I decided to eat there during the summer, I was expecting to get a decent bowl of noodles for five bucks or so. I was wrong- this restaurant is the closest thing to fine dining in the Green Street area. It’s a dark but clean sit-down restaurant that serves water in mason jars. I walked in hoping for a cheap meal, and I left feeling the loss of thirteen dollars plus tip. To be fair, the soup is quite good. I recall ordering “spicy miso” which was, to my surprise, actually spicy. Apart from the noodles themselves, the dish had tender beef and a tasty mushroom I don’t know the name of.
4. Panda Express
Panda Express is the most convenient restaurant on Green Street. It’s pretty close to Uni, and as I discovered one day, possible to eat at during lunch period without missing a fifth period class. With the buffet style, you can get your food in two minutes and be on your way. The prices are reasonable as well; a plate of a side and two entrees costs around seven bucks.
However, I’m not the biggest fan of Panda Express. Firstly, there’s little variety, with only fifteen or so dishes to choose from. After going there a dozen times, the food has become somewhat tasteless.  Secondly, the food is very Americanized, which is to be expected with a large chain in America. For example, the Orange Chicken dish, which I’d say is sweet.
3. Cravings
This might be a controversial pick, as Cravings was shut down over what I believe to be food safety issues a couple years back. Regardless, I find the food to be quite tasty. In comparison to Panda Express, Cravings has a larger and more diverse menu. The food is also a little less Americanized and sweet. Something I learned a while back is to always ask for your food to be “spicy”. When I asked for spicy Mongolian Beef, I got almost an entirely different dish than the regular Mongolian Beef, and it tasted a lot better.
Personally, what sets Cravings apart from Panda the most is the rice. All dishes come with plenty of plain white rice, instead of Panda Express where you can only have fried rice.
2. Niro’s Gyros
Niro’s Gyros is an almost shabby restaurant that’s mostly a drive-thru. The seating area inside can fit a full four people, and it’s not exactly pleasant as you’ll be eating within a couple feet of the owner yelling out orders.
While Niro’s Gyros specializes in making the messy, drippy Greek Gyro, I’m there for the best food deal on campus: two Chicago-style hot dogs and a sack of fries for $4. Four dollars at Cracked would get me some tater tots. The hot dogs aren’t out-of-this-world good or anything, but they’re comparable to hot dogs you’d get at a good hot dog joint in Chicago, having plenty of mustard, sweet pickle relish, and two sport peppers. On top of that, they’re technically a dollar each if you get the deal, which is a deal no other campus restaurant can compete with.
1. Jib Bap
This place is literally an upgraded Korean version of Panda express. There are around twenty items on the menu, which are all served in a large paper bowl (a lot larger than Panda Express's bowl by the way). Prices range from around seven to nine dollars. Other than price and quantity, there are a few excellent qualities of this restaurant. Firstly, you always specify how spicy you want your food (mild, sorta mild?, spicy, extra spicy) which helps people avoid sweet food (don't worry though, none of the food is *that* spicy). Secondly, the dishes I've ordered all had rice, noodles, and lettuce as well as meat. This is nice, especially compared to Panda Express where you're only given one side. Lastly, there's one table with comfy chairs.

8 comments:

  1. I'm just gonna say it: terrible list. Where's Mcdonald's? But I agree with the high ranking of Niro's. I remember when I was going through the drive through with my mom and saw you by yourself there LOL. Luckily the Union is getting Chick-fil-a, so soon there will be a new number 1. Great post though, your descriptions set the mood for each restaurant.

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  2. This is the best blog post I've read in my life. However, I have a problem with your list. It's just wrong. I'm disappointed in you. After the many lunches we've shared on campus, I thought you knew better. How in the world do you have Potbelly below Subway and Niro's Gyros. Niro's Gyros? Come on Will. There's not even that much of a price difference. Potbelly is a dollar or two more expensive, and it's about 46 times better tasting than Subway and Niro's Gyros combined.

    Will. You're number one restaurant is Jib Bap. An upgraded version of Panda Express? There is no upgraded version of Panda Express. I'm not going to write a whole essay disagreeing with your selections, so I guess I'll just have to take you to these campus restaurants again.

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  3. I wasn't going to give a list of my own, but I think you need it.

    1. Potbelly

    2. Panda Express

    3. Chipotle

    4. McDonald's

    5. Noodles

    6. Blaze Pizza

    7. Jib Bap

    8. Jimmy John's

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  4. Nice post! I will fully admit that if asked to choose a place on campus to eat lunch, I might just shamelessly go to CocoMero, but ... otherwise I would totally go to Jip Bap. They have the best vegetarian options.

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  5. I have to say, I think this list is missing a few entrees. Like where is manolos? Since I grew up in New York City I've always been surrounded by really good pizza, and ever since I came here the only place I could really still get something similar to a slice in NY would be manolos. They also have great desert empanads and are right next to Espresso royale, which I also have to say has some really good coffee and also this ginger root tea infusion thing, I don't know what exactly it is but its great. And I mean among healthy alternatives there is Salad Meister, which has great fresh ingredients and is a real bang for your buck. And I mean even though I know Cravings has had some controversy it is definitely one of the best cheap but delicious food on campus, I love the Hot and Spicy chicken.

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  6. This is probably my favorite blog post I've read so far. Where would you have put Flat Top or Antonio's? How about Chipotle and other chains? There are so many restaurants on campus that makes it extremely difficult to choose a "top" list. I was also unaware that the Union is again getting Chick-Fil-A, which will ultimately prove to be the Uni High PE Department's ultimate demise.

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  7. Every year I see restaurants on campus that I've never tried and I think "oh I should try those before I graduate" but I still haven't tried them. I'm glad Wendy's made your list, 50 cent frosty got me through some rough weeks. Also you've convinced me to try Jip Bap!

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  8. This post reminds me of how many food options there are on Green. I feel guilty for not trying them--I always go to Panda when I stick around after school for something on campus. Jib Bap sounds really good!

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